Agape;

This picture was taken at Ben's 18th. I've showed everyone this picture.
Max, Ben and I were getting drunk in a Rockdale park in Sydney, with like 238947 others, and we got bored and found a dead bird and put it on the barbecue. Max then got two sticks and pried it open and ripped it to shreds, and it was literally cooking. We then poured UDL, Tequila, Vodka, Scotch, Vodka Cruiser and copious other amounts of alcohol, along with spit. That was just for texture and marination of the overall bird. In the end it was pretty cooked up and smelt worse then anything had ever smelt. Alot of people threw up, I handled it.

Moral of the blog, don't cook already dead birds.